Wednesday, January 31, 2007

He who sweats the most will most likely fail

Some of the hats I wear on any given day at work include:

Payroll administrator
Benefits coordinator
Purchasing agent
Logistics/shipping
Small item receiving
Human resources
Accounts receivable
Accounts payable - part time
Go-to gal
Crap-cleaner-upper
Mess-straightener-outer
Call screener
and Yell-at-me-because-you're-pissed-at-someone-else girl

Right now I'm wearing the beautifully decorated Human Resources hat.
With it comes a lovely pair of golden she-balls that will induce
severe sweating and panicking for most of the employees in the plant.
For several weeks, in addition to the rest of my daily grind, I've
been working on a new employee manual and it's done.

In the past, our company has not done pre-employment drug screening
but that is all about to change. Everyone has signed our drug and
alcohol policy, which includes random drug testing so guess what's
coming up? You guessed it! I guess I might as well get new hire
packets done because I'm guessing we're going to lose quite a few
peeps.

1 comment:

Cat is my copilot said...

We have very similar positions! Funny, when I was hired most of the roles that I have now were nowhere on the job description. Same for you? :)